Ator The Invincible (1982)
aka Ator L’Invicibile, Ator Fighting Eagle
Wow. I never thought I’d see a movie that would exceed the sheer cinematographic terror that is A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell but Ator may just take the crown. I’m not saying that all of the Emanuelle movies were highbrow cinema but this is by far one of the worst acted movies ever. The dialogues are terrible. The costumes are terrible. It appears the only person that did his job properly was the location scout 
. I don’t even know where to begin. This movie has Laura Gemser as some sort of evil queen/witch character that suddenly turns into a zombie like creature, fat black dudes with tarantula spiders, a mad man with mad hair and one of the worst giant-monster-spiders ever created in cinematic history. Oh and then there’s the main character that looks like a cross between He Man, Masters of the Universe, Tarzan and the lead singer of Poison. This man has the worst hairdo on earth. Maybe they should’ve called it Ator, The Uncombable instead. I must admit that I love how one of the main characters apparently wears modern panties while the movie plays in some ancient civilization type era and how Laura has silver nailpolish to match that time period in an equally terrible fashion. Another highlight is the closing credits song that comes out of nowhere and surprises us with the sweetest poppy love lyrics while the entire movie was drenched in loud bombastic orchestral score. Probably one of the worst Laura Gemser movies but none the less fun to watch for its sheer terrible well.. everything
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